Norway “Sucks”? Let the Numbers Speak

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Norway outperforms the United States on almost every quality-of-life measure that matters to ordinary families, even if America remains the bigger and more powerful economy.

What Trump said

On Sunday, 25 October 2026, at a midterm campaign rally in Port Huron, Michigan, President Donald Trump called Norway a “s***house country” and said Norwegian immigrants are not welcome in the United States because the Nobel Committee in Oslo did not give him the Peace Prize (Reuters via US News). He also told the crowd, “Frankly, Norway sucks” (CTV News).

The outburst came about two weeks after the 2026 Peace Prize went to South African jurist Navi Pillay on 9 October (IBTimes UK). Earlier in October, he had already described the decision as an “indelible stain” on Norway (Denver Gazette).

I have called Norway home since July 1987. So when a sitting US president labels my adopted country this way, I want to do what a good analyst does: set the insult aside and look at the scoreboard.

Two facts worth knowing

The Norwegian government does not award the Peace Prize. Foreign Minister Espen Barth Eide responded on Monday by repeating that the Nobel Committee is independent (Euronews). PolitiFact reached the same conclusion in January, when Trump first blamed “the country of Norway” in a text message to Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre (PolitiFact).

In 2018 the message was the opposite. After meeting then-Prime Minister Erna Solberg, Trump said he would prefer immigrants from Norway over those from what he called other kinds of countries (CBS News). In April 2025 he described Norway as a great country and a longtime friend (UCSB Presidency Project). Norway’s institutions did not change between then and now. Only the Nobel decision did.

The scorecard: Norway vs. USA

On 11 of 12 measures below, Norway comes out ahead. The US wins clearly on size of economy.

IndicatorNorwayUSAEdge
GDP per person, nominal (2026, IMF)$105,877$94,430Norway
GDP per person, purchasing power (2025)$102,038$85,810Norway
Total economy (2026)$599 billion$32.4 trillionUSA
Human Development Index rank2nd17thNorway
World Happiness Report rank (2026)6th23rdNorway
Life expectancy at birth (2026)83.8 years79.8 yearsNorway
Healthy life expectancy71.2 years63.9 yearsNorway
Infant deaths per 1,000 births (2020)1.65.4Norway
Homicides per 100,000 (2023)0.75.8Norway
Government gross debt (% of GDP, 2026)44%126%Norway
Corruption Perceptions Index (2025, higher = cleaner)81 (4th)64 (29th)Norway
Press Freedom Index rank (2026)1st64thNorway
Sources: IMF, World Bank, UNDP, World Happiness Report, UN/WHO, Commonwealth Fund, Transparency International, RSF. Full links at the end of the post.

Note: the US homicide rate fell to 5.1 per 100,000 in 2024, according to the US Bureau of Justice Statistics. Still roughly seven times Norway’s.

Chart of global rankings for Norway and the USA on press freedom, clean government, happiness and human development

Where Norway leads

Health for the money. The US spent $13,818 per person on health care in 2023, about 2.5 times the OECD average, and still trails on infant mortality and life expectancy (America’s Health Rankings). A Norwegian can expect roughly seven more years in good health than an American.

Bar chart of life expectancy and healthy life expectancy for Norway and the USA

Safety. Norway’s homicide rate ranks 120th of 145 countries, near the bottom of the world table (World Bank). Parents here still let young children walk to school alone.

Trust and transparency. Norway has topped the press freedom index for ten straight years (RSF via UNRIC). Meanwhile the US scored its lowest-ever corruption perception score in 2025, down 12 points in a decade (Statbase).

A national savings account. Norway’s sovereign wealth fund earned a record 1.75 trillion kroner, about $184 billion, in the first half of 2026 (Arab News). The IMF projects that Norway’s government assets exceed its debts by about 163% of GDP, while US gross debt is on the steepest rise in the developed world (Cbonds, Mappr).

Where America leads, and fair caveats

A fair scorecard must give the US its due. America is the world’s largest economy at about $32.4 trillion, roughly a quarter of global output (IMF via Syllabus4u). Its universities, capital markets and technology companies set the pace for the world, and many of the jobs in my own industry trace back to American innovation.

Norway’s numbers also deserve honesty:

  • Oil helps. Much of Norway’s per-person wealth comes from oil and gas, which makes the headline figure more volatile than America’s diversified economy (Seasia Stats).
  • Scale matters. Running a nation of 5.7 million is not the same as running one of 344 million (GeoRank).
  • Inequality exists here too. A Norwegian registry study found an 8.4-year life expectancy gap between the richest and poorest 1% of women, and 13.8 years for men, comparable to US gaps (JAMA).
  • Life is expensive. Norwegians pay high taxes and high prices for that safety net.

None of this makes Norway a “s***house” country. It makes it a real one, with trade-offs like any other.

A Jamaican-Norwegian view

As a Jamaican who has lived in Norway for nearly four decades, one detail struck me hardest. Reuters noted that Trump has used this same insult before for Haiti, Libya, Somalia and Yemen (US News).

In 2018, Norway was held up as the model nation, the “good” source of immigrants, in contrast to our Caribbean neighbours. Today Norway is on the other list. That tells me the label was never really about a country’s quality. It was about whether the country pleased the speaker that day.

Haitians, Somalis and Norwegians alike deserve better than to be ranked by one man’s mood. Nations should be judged by how they treat their people: their health, safety, freedom and dignity.

The bottom line

The numbers do not support the insult. Norway ranks 2nd in human development, 6th in happiness, 1st in press freedom and 4th in clean government, and its people live about four years longer than Americans.

The United States remains a great nation with real strengths, and Norway has its own challenges. But a prize decision made by an independent committee does not change a country’s character. As Proverbs 22:1 reminds us, a good name is more desirable than great riches. Norway’s name was earned over decades, and one rally speech will not erase it.

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